This video definetly had some great directing! Some pretty good writing and the editing... ehh not so much. Regaurding the script I would of put in things like the camera angles for the chase scene. There should be PAN ACROSS and ZOOM OUT where these camera angles take place. They should also put in how some of the major fight scenes take place. Like when BILLY HEIST knocks the gun out of JACK EAGLE'S hand. I would have also wrote in things like how JEREMY LAW gets blinded and put into the trunk. I think they should also include the types of cars they are driving it can add

In the directing I would have directed the fight scenes. I would have had more close ups and develoved the dialect more. It was hard to tell the relationship between the charactars. If they make a sequel I suggest that the creators of this movie make clear how the charactars are related. I would of had better camera angles for the chase scene. I would have also placed the camera better during the fight scenes and maybe even had more than one angle.

#7 National Hockey Day

For one day the entire world lives in harmony as the world celebrates a international holiday. Christians, Jews, Terrorists even Mormons celebrate Hockey Day eh. Hockey day originated in 2023 when the Canadians took over the world eh. They pushed their countries boundaries further and further and more hockey naturally followed eh. Now January 17th the whole world doesn't go to school and doesn't go to work eh. Instead they just lace up the old eastons and gets on the ice with the lumber in hand eh. Pond hockey, professional hockey, amateur hockey every type of hockey imaginable eh. Now I'm sure your thinking about the poor non-Canadians in the middle east and desert with no ice eh. Luckily our good friends the canucks thought of that and got rid of all non hockey loving humans. Those that do love hockey and don't have the luxury of ice play field hockey, and floor hockey to make for not living in the proper climate eh. Pucks are given out to all the little pee wees eh. All the hockey moms out there make pie for when the men are tired and cold from the holiday wear and tear. It is no doubt that Hockey Day is the greatest day on the face of the planet. Anyone who does not partake in Hockey Day is a hoser and will have the sweater over the head hockey fighting maneuver for not participating eh. Long live Lord Stanley and Oh Canada eh.

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#6 NO MORE BUMPER STICKERS!

A Sunday afternoon drive can be a wonderfully relaxing time. You mosey in and out of neighborhoods and enjoying your life until you pull up at a stop light right behind the 2nd most outspoken wacko ever (right after Michael Moore). I mean really, is it so crutial to our society's exsistance that you make a once decent looking car like a urinal advertisment? Sure you're expressing your "free spreech" and blah, blah, blah, not important. Do you think your changing anybodies mind? Nope. All you're succsefully doing is getting yourself flipped off. If you feel so compelled about the issue or whatever it is you are publicly displaying but don't have the actual energy to do anything but put a sticker on your car. You either don't know squat about the issue your campaigning or are just a plain lazy instigator trying to stir the pot. Then you might say well my bumper sticker isn't offending anyone. WRONG. There are so many wierd ass people out there that no matter what it says someone will be offended no matter how harmless it is. So I say band them all if you still feel the need to ruin perfectly good looking objects and at the same time offend people then maybe you should try spray painting provakitive pictures on public property. So NO MORE BUMPER SICKERS.

#5 Monster

It wouldn't of been a big deal if it didn't wake up. The beast laid there sprawled out on the examination table its limbs restrained to the aluminum table. They thought that the it was some sort of extinct prehistoric beast. When they injected a syringe into the appendinge of the reptillian creature it jarred to life. Its massive jaws snapping with furry. The beast's scaley body tensed as the restraints snapped like a wet speghetti noodle. Its dark eyes darted around the room as the scientists scurried to get away from the beast. Its pointed ears like one of a canine were pulled back, and it stood on its two hind legs hunching over greatly. The creature let out a horrible howl as it tore a whole in wall and exploded into the night. Today this day the stange creature is yet to be found.

#4 the future of automobiles

Welcome to the future of automobiles. The Sunbeam RXL is the newest trail blazer in automotive technology. This hybrid is capable of exceeding 400 mph, running on just hydraulic energy. Its sporty two door coupe look gives it the look of a sports vehicle but spacious trunk area makes it a versatile machine for anyone to own. The spacious interior is all plush leather standard and has other options like the auto pilot, navigation system, blue tooth capable, and other features. This state of the ark vehicle is no doubt the future of transportion. For the small price of 650,000 dollars this future car could be yours. The Sunbeam comes with a life time warranty and a five star crash rating. The Sunbeam RXL will be Model-T of the twenty first century. Prepare to be blown away by the Sunbeam RXL. Available in June of 2009.

#3 lakeshore

The last glimpse of sun was just ducking behind the north wood's trees. The concealed little lake sat quiet and serene in the dying light. You couldn't tell where the water ended and shore began, because the water sat so still. I sat there alone at the edge of the water by myself, although I didn't feel like I was alone. I had a comforting feeling churning deep inside of me. A cool breeze lapped over me, and sent shivers shooting up my spine. I shut my eyes and inhlaled through my nostrils and could smell the evergreen's scent overwhelming the fresh air. A loon call rang out in the distance, echoing from shore to shore. I sat back and looked at the outstretched sky above me, and drifted off in the swirling clouds that crawled across the perfect sky, on that perfect day.

#2 Rock Legend

Aerosmith

We ROCK! I mean anyone who thinks we aren't one of the most kick ass rock bands in all time is either drunk or high. I personally don't know anyone who doesn't like us. With me on the vocals how you can you not. We practically wrote the book when it comes to Rock n' Roll. I mean it's 2008 and the 70's still haven't died yet! As we like to say, "The train that kept on rollin all night long of rock n' roll you can not kill. It will live forever..." Plus not many people can say they have a roller coaster named after them. Man we're legend and that's that... ROCK ON!
-Steven Tyler

#1 Obama = Terrorist

Yesterday around 13:00 off the west coast, the democrats were up to their no good again. A Cobra helicopter was high jacked from a millitary base in California by an alleged liberal terrorist group. They stole one helicopter, three navy issued wet suits, highly concetrated traquilzer darts, and an oddly high number of NASA developed laser beams. The man you see on the ladder is believed to be liberal terrorist leader Barrack Obama. After losing the election in 08' he has decided to attempt Doctor Evil's plan and get, "Sharks with frickin laser beams on their head's." The report was deprived of details in whether or not the attempt was successful. President and war hero, John McCain says, "I'm not too worried about it." when asked why he replied, "well Osama, I mean Obama had enough trouble with leading a community organizer group. How on god's green earth is he going to run a terrorist organization." Everyone seems to agree with the president and wish Barrack best wishes on world domination. When we asked shark expert Matt Hooper, and Police Chief Martin Brody about the size of the shark they say, "A shark that size hasn't been seen since the July Amity incident." It is belived that the terrorist was killed in the audacious attempt. Finally we asked Stan Smith from the CIA what he thinks about the recent terrorist acts, he said, "We are unsure if the terrorist was killed, but the great thing about terrorists is, we never run out of them! It's a good thing too cause if they did I'd be out of job." The waters are being searched by the same people who looked for weapons of mass destruction in the former Iraq. Like the former Iraq, they don't expect to find anything. America's finest clearly working hard to keep you safe.

By: Kent Brockman