For one day the entire world lives in harmony as the world celebrates a international holiday. Christians, Jews, Terrorists even Mormons celebrate Hockey Day eh. Hockey day originated in 2023 when the Canadians took over the world eh. They pushed their countries boundaries further and further and more hockey naturally followed eh. Now January 17th the whole world doesn't go to school and doesn't go to work eh. Instead they just lace up the old eastons and gets on the ice with the lumber in hand eh. Pond hockey, professional hockey, amateur hockey every type of hockey imaginable eh. Now I'm sure your thinking about the poor non-Canadians in the middle east and desert with no ice eh. Luckily our good friends the canucks thought of that and got rid of all non hockey loving humans. Those that do love hockey and don't have the luxury of ice play field hockey, and floor hockey to make for not living in the proper climate eh. Pucks are given out to all the little pee wees eh. All the hockey moms out there make pie for when the men are tired and cold from the holiday wear and tear. It is no doubt that Hockey Day is the greatest day on the face of the planet. Anyone who does not partake in Hockey Day is a hoser and will have the sweater over the head hockey fighting maneuver for not participating eh. Long live Lord Stanley and Oh Canada eh.
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2 comments:
bahahaha u would make that a holiday!!
Wow, you are really Canadian. Okay well i guess your holiday is tight. Hockey is pretty damn fun to watch. I would like to celebrate National Hockey Day with my friends and family. We would go watch some hockey games and then later have a hockey themed party. The party would be decorated with hanging pucks and pads and masks and what not. We would have to febreze all of those down though. That shit is nasty! I would get a cake that was in the shape of a hockey stick. It would be covered with tons of candles in the shape of hockey pucks. Eh? Haha
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