#7 National Hockey Day

For one day the entire world lives in harmony as the world celebrates a international holiday. Christians, Jews, Terrorists even Mormons celebrate Hockey Day eh. Hockey day originated in 2023 when the Canadians took over the world eh. They pushed their countries boundaries further and further and more hockey naturally followed eh. Now January 17th the whole world doesn't go to school and doesn't go to work eh. Instead they just lace up the old eastons and gets on the ice with the lumber in hand eh. Pond hockey, professional hockey, amateur hockey every type of hockey imaginable eh. Now I'm sure your thinking about the poor non-Canadians in the middle east and desert with no ice eh. Luckily our good friends the canucks thought of that and got rid of all non hockey loving humans. Those that do love hockey and don't have the luxury of ice play field hockey, and floor hockey to make for not living in the proper climate eh. Pucks are given out to all the little pee wees eh. All the hockey moms out there make pie for when the men are tired and cold from the holiday wear and tear. It is no doubt that Hockey Day is the greatest day on the face of the planet. Anyone who does not partake in Hockey Day is a hoser and will have the sweater over the head hockey fighting maneuver for not participating eh. Long live Lord Stanley and Oh Canada eh.

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#6 NO MORE BUMPER STICKERS!

A Sunday afternoon drive can be a wonderfully relaxing time. You mosey in and out of neighborhoods and enjoying your life until you pull up at a stop light right behind the 2nd most outspoken wacko ever (right after Michael Moore). I mean really, is it so crutial to our society's exsistance that you make a once decent looking car like a urinal advertisment? Sure you're expressing your "free spreech" and blah, blah, blah, not important. Do you think your changing anybodies mind? Nope. All you're succsefully doing is getting yourself flipped off. If you feel so compelled about the issue or whatever it is you are publicly displaying but don't have the actual energy to do anything but put a sticker on your car. You either don't know squat about the issue your campaigning or are just a plain lazy instigator trying to stir the pot. Then you might say well my bumper sticker isn't offending anyone. WRONG. There are so many wierd ass people out there that no matter what it says someone will be offended no matter how harmless it is. So I say band them all if you still feel the need to ruin perfectly good looking objects and at the same time offend people then maybe you should try spray painting provakitive pictures on public property. So NO MORE BUMPER SICKERS.